Eliminate All Suffering (Or Your Money Back!)
You know those ads on TV and in Magazines where a new drug cures every possible physical and mental illness? The ads where, in the first 20 seconds, they tell/show you the benefits, then for the next forty seconds they give the long list of side effects? Well, I?ve ?invented? a new wonder-drug that also cures everything, and, being the responsibe fellow that I am, I haven?t neglected to list the side effects. Read all about it here.
– Mike Feder (New York City – May 15, 2012)